Confession Bear

I make fun of Taylor Swift when her songs come on around other people But I turn them up when I'm in the car alone.

I make fun of Taylor Swift when her songs come on around other people But I turn them up when I'm in the car alone.  Confession Bear

For almost half a year on reddit I thought the reddit alien was a monkey

For almost half a year on reddit I thought the reddit alien was a monkey  Confession Bear

I not only liked but actually enjoyed Aliens: Colonial Marines

I not only liked but actually enjoyed  Aliens: Colonial Marines   Confession Bear

I go on r/spacedicks Just to feel slightly human again

I go on r/spacedicks Just to feel slightly human again  Confession Bear

I got tired of my coworkers drinking my coffee creamer So I bought a new bottle, and put 2 doses of milk of magnesia in it.

I got tired of my coworkers drinking my coffee creamer So I bought a new bottle, and put 2 doses of milk of magnesia in it.   Confession Bear

Instead of fixing my headlight I just drive with my high beams on

Instead of fixing my headlight I just drive with my high beams on  Confession Bear

We would break up If you didnt have a netflix account

We would break up If you didnt have a netflix account  Confession Bear

i killed a man with my bare hands then ate most of his corpse then i married his widow. she'll never find out because she doesn't use reddit

i killed a man with my bare hands then ate most of his corpse then i married his widow. she'll never find out because she doesn't use reddit  Confession Bear

I recently found myself hoping my suicidal girlfriend would actually do it

I recently found myself hoping my suicidal girlfriend would actually do it  Confession Bear

I HATE YOU AND YOU, AND YOU, AND YOU, AND YOU. AND ME. I HATE THIS WORLD

I HATE YOU AND YOU, AND YOU, AND YOU, AND YOU. AND ME. I HATE THIS WORLD  Confession Bear
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