Confession Bear

I dropped out of college 3 years ago, and everytime my parents ask how school is I tell them I'm getting straight A's

I dropped out of college 3 years ago, and everytime my parents ask how school is I tell them I'm getting straight A's  Confession Bear

I used to fantasize about my friend's mom until I had sex with her

I used to fantasize about my friend's mom until I had sex with her  Confession Bear

My GF is so congested she cant smell anything I've been farting around her all day

My GF is so congested she cant smell anything I've been farting around her all day  Confession Bear

Until yesterday, I thought that r/trees Was actually about trees

Until yesterday, I thought that r/trees Was actually about trees  Confession Bear

I believe in Jesus And I think He is way more loving, accepting, and open-minded than most Christians.

I believe in Jesus And I think He is way more loving, accepting, and open-minded than most Christians.  Confession Bear

Two ladies cut me in line at my local train station I told them the best ticket was the most expensive one that they have to pay for twice

Two ladies cut me in line at my local train station I told them the best ticket was the most expensive one that they have to pay for twice  Confession Bear

Ever since Zach Braff finished with scrubs, I don't find him funny at all anymore. I actually find him rather annoying and hope he doesn't stay relevant.

Ever since Zach Braff finished with scrubs, I don't find him funny at all anymore. I actually find him rather annoying and hope he doesn't stay relevant.  Confession Bear

I fantasize about brutally torturing, raping and killing girls that I find pretty or cute.

I fantasize about brutally torturing, raping and killing  girls that I find pretty or cute.  Confession Bear

My mother thought I bought her flowers from the florist for Mother's Day But what I actually did was cutting the neignbor's flowers this morning

My mother thought I bought her flowers from the florist for Mother's Day But what I actually did was cutting the neignbor's flowers this morning  Confession Bear

Helped raise my girlfriend's daughter for three years. I love her but she has some baggage: her mother

Helped raise my girlfriend's daughter for three years. I love her but she has some baggage: her mother  Confession Bear
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