Confession Bear

The cleaning guy in our building is always too stoned to work So I replace paper towels and toilet paper in the bathrooms on my breaks

The cleaning guy in our building is always too stoned to work So I replace paper towels and toilet paper in the bathrooms on my breaks  Confession Bear

I repeatedly took back my ex who cheated on me several times over the course of 3 years... ...Just for the blow jobs.

I repeatedly took back my ex who cheated on me several times over the course of 3 years... ...Just for the blow jobs.  Confession Bear

I never reply to emails Friday or Saturday night So people will think I'm busy out partying

I never reply to emails Friday or Saturday night So people will think I'm busy out partying  Confession Bear

My friends noticed that I lost a lot of weight over one winter during highschool and always ask how I did it and stayed so thin. I always say that I hit the gym hard, but in reality I fell into a deep depression, engaged in self-harm and anorexia.

My friends noticed that I lost a lot of weight over one winter during highschool and always ask how I did it and stayed so thin. I always say that I hit the gym hard, but in reality I fell into a deep depression, engaged in self-harm and anorexia.  Confession Bear

My old roommate cock blocked me once at a bar So right before his date I pissed in his steam iron. For days he couldn't figure out where the smell was coming from.

My old roommate cock blocked me once at a bar So right before his date I pissed in his steam iron.  For days he couldn't figure out where the smell was coming from.  Confession Bear

I don't resent the weight my wife gained while she was pregnant But I do resent the nothing that she's done to change it in the year since then

I don't resent the weight my wife gained while she was pregnant But I do resent the nothing that she's done to change it in the year since then  Confession Bear

my entire family thinks i finished my degree when i walked across the stage last year i just finished my last final exam today

my entire family thinks i finished my degree when i walked across the stage last year i just finished my last final exam today  Confession Bear

Sometimes when I can't sleep I reddit for hours

Sometimes when I can't sleep I reddit for hours  Confession Bear

I tend to leave leftovers in the fridge to long.... So I just throw out the container. I don't want to see what's under the lid!!

I tend to leave leftovers in the fridge to long.... So I just throw out the container. I don't want to see what's under the lid!!  Confession Bear

I upvoted every talking egg gif and submitted one myself

I upvoted every talking egg gif and submitted one myself  Confession Bear
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