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I sat next to the retarded girl in 4th grade so I could blame my farts on her

I sat next to the retarded girl in 4th grade so I could blame my farts on her  Confession Bear

I picture all redditors overweight, ugly and anti social.. even the girls

I picture all redditors overweight, ugly and anti social.. even the girls  Confession Bear

Sometimes I start a fight with my girlfriend Because our make-up sex is better than our regular sex

Sometimes I start a fight with my girlfriend Because our make-up sex is better than our regular sex  Confession Bear

I really want Chris Dorner to survive so I can watch more chaos unfold

I really want Chris Dorner to survive so I can watch more chaos unfold  Confession Bear

I actually prefer girls with some meat on them

I actually prefer
 girls with some meat on them   Confession Bear

I actually like Nickelback

I actually like Nickelback  Confession Bear

I've lived in Chicago for 25 years I'm still not sure what "The Loop" is

I've lived in Chicago for 25 years I'm still not sure what

When I was a kid I always thought Tom was Jerry and Jerry was Tom.

When I was a kid I always thought Tom was Jerry  and Jerry was Tom.  Confession Bear

When i hear a movie being advertised that is not yet rated i already assume that its rated R and will contain unnecessary nudity

When i hear a movie being advertised that is not yet rated i already assume that its rated R and will contain unnecessary nudity  Confession Bear

I actually like giving blowjobs to my bf!

I actually like giving blowjobs to my bf!  Confession Bear
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