Confession Bear

Girlfriend wanted a threesome Thought she was kidding so I said no

Girlfriend wanted a threesome Thought she was kidding so I said no  Confession Bear

IF I'M IN STOP AND GO TRAFFIC AND THERE'S A WOMEN BEHIND ME I CHANGE LANES

IF I'M IN STOP AND GO TRAFFIC AND THERE'S A WOMEN BEHIND ME I CHANGE LANES  Confession Bear

I let go of my Eggo

I let go of my Eggo  Confession Bear

I can't poop with my shirt on

I can't poop with my shirt on  Confession Bear

I didn't tell my wife I'm a transman now we're about to waste a lot of money on fertility treatments

I didn't tell my wife I'm a transman now we're about to waste a lot of money on fertility treatments  Confession Bear

even though i'm not a criminal I stare down security guards to keep them on their toes

even though i'm not a criminal I stare down security guards to keep them on their toes  Confession Bear

Anytime I see ice in my sink I torture it with hot water and James Bond style dialouge... I'm the Mom..

Anytime I see ice in my sink I torture it with hot water and James Bond style dialouge... 
I'm the Mom..  Confession Bear

tht nigga wasnt plyin He really pulled up to the sceen with the his ceiling missing

tht nigga wasnt plyin He really pulled up to the sceen with the his ceiling missing  Confession Bear

I hope they cure lung cancer So I can start smoking again

I hope they cure lung cancer So I can start smoking again  Confession Bear

Stale Twizzlers Are my favorite kind

Stale Twizzlers Are my favorite kind   Confession Bear
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