Confession Bear

Whoever posts stupid statuses on fb i delete him

Whoever posts stupid statuses on fb i delete him  Confession Bear

Sometimes when my GF is not in the mood for sex... I just wait till she falls asleep and do her then.

Sometimes when my GF is not in the mood for sex... I just wait till she falls asleep and do her then.  Confession Bear

Whenever I break a promise... I make up spectacular yet believable excuses.

Whenever I break a promise... I make up spectacular yet believable excuses.  Confession Bear

I don't want to hear About your toddler's urine or feces

I don't want to hear About your toddler's urine or feces  Confession Bear

I THINK ANNA KENDRICK IS CUTE

I THINK ANNA KENDRICK IS CUTE  Confession Bear

Every time I see a police officer I immediately start to pick my nose, hoping that he or she will see me and not want me to sign anything.

Every time I see a police officer I immediately start to pick my nose, hoping that he or she will see me and not want me to sign anything.  Confession Bear

Dad thinks i love going to work with him to spend "quality time" I really only go because there is good internet

Dad thinks i love going to work with him to spend

When I think too much I create a problem that wasn't there in the first place

When I think too much I create a problem that wasn't there in the first place  Confession Bear

WHEN I WAS A KID, I THOUGHT I WANTED TO GROW UP. I WAS RIGHT.

WHEN I WAS A KID, I THOUGHT I WANTED TO GROW UP. I WAS RIGHT.  Confession Bear

REOW... I'm a cat.

REOW... I'm a cat.  Confession Bear
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