Confession Bear

I hold my farts in at work Just so I can fart in expensive cars when I bring them back

I hold my farts in at work Just so I can fart in expensive cars when I bring them back  Confession Bear

Sometimes I don't wash my hands after going to the bathroom. So if someone else is in the restroom with me, I run the water and click the dryer so I don't look bad.

Sometimes I don't wash my hands after going to the bathroom. So if someone else is in the restroom with me, I run the water and click the dryer so I don't look bad.   Confession Bear

I get higher than giraffe pussy and just throw up votes around like I've got the flu and the only cure is more up votes. I just up voted all of your shit. I don't even fucking care. Enjoy.

I get higher than giraffe pussy and just throw up votes around like I've got the flu and the only cure is more up votes.  I just up voted all of your shit. 
I don't even fucking care. 
Enjoy.
  Confession Bear

I OFTEN WONDER ABOUT THE MEANING OF LIFE THEN I EAT A WHOLE BAG OF DURITOS AND FALL ASLEEP

I OFTEN WONDER ABOUT THE MEANING OF LIFE  THEN I EAT A WHOLE BAG OF DURITOS AND FALL ASLEEP  Confession Bear

I only look at the Good Guy Greg memes To learn how to be a nice person

I only look at the Good Guy Greg memes To learn how to be a nice person  Confession Bear

I'm glad Hershels wife was eaten by zombies because she broke all those chicken legs.

I'm glad Hershels wife was eaten by zombies because she broke all those chicken legs.   Confession Bear

I think there should be obese parking spaces in the back of the lot

I think there should be obese parking spaces in the back of the lot  Confession Bear

When I first heard Gagnam Style I thought the guy was saying "condom star!" or something.

When I first heard Gagnam Style I thought the guy was saying

I really need to take a dump But my phone's battery is too low to get me through so I won't

I really need to take a dump But my phone's battery is too low to get me through so I won't  Confession Bear

I often say and ask stupid things to my close friends Im actually alot smarter then them but i dont want to seem boring or have too mich responsibility

I often say and ask stupid things to my close friends Im actually alot smarter then them but i dont want to seem boring or have too mich responsibility  Confession Bear
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