Confession Bear

turns 18 still cant reach the top shelf

turns 18 still cant reach the top shelf  Confession Bear

When I think of Caroline and Dave I think of a knife cutting Dave's vagina in half

When I think of Caroline and Dave I think of a knife cutting Dave's vagina in half  Confession Bear

I think slavery was wrong Only because America is now full of black people

I think slavery was wrong Only because America is now full of black people  Confession Bear

Every time I hear someone eat I want to punch them really hard in the face

Every time I hear someone eat I want to punch them really hard in the face  Confession Bear

I slowly clean out my Facebook friend list based on birthdays. Happy Birthday, but we're not longer going to be "friends"...

I slowly clean out my Facebook friend list based on birthdays. Happy Birthday, but we're not longer going to be

If you're a Republican or Democrat I automatically assume you're ignorant, and you have no idea that the two parties are the same

If you're a Republican or Democrat I automatically assume you're ignorant, and you have no idea that the two parties are the same  Confession Bear

All I could think of when I saw the google glass video Was the cool new footage we'll get from suicides

All I could think of when I saw the google glass video Was the cool new footage we'll get from suicides  Confession Bear

I hate people that call themselves gamers especially girls

I hate people that call themselves gamers especially girls  Confession Bear

If you drive a pick up truck I automatically assume you drive like an asshole. Because you often do.

If you drive
a pick up truck I automatically assume you drive like an asshole.
Because you often do.  Confession Bear

I have to fantasize about sex before sleeping next to family/friends It's the only way I can be sure I won't masturbate while asleep

I have to fantasize about sex before sleeping next to family/friends It's the only way I can be sure I won't masturbate while asleep  Confession Bear
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