Confession Bear

i am really happy for you but i just want the food

i am really happy for you but i just want the food   Confession Bear

I want some attention Damn you grumpy Cat

I want some attention Damn you grumpy Cat  Confession Bear

When I was in college, a girl cheated on me with my roomate who sleeps directly next to me. They initially hooked up about 4 feet from me. So whenever I walked by her door to go see my best friend, I spat on her doorknob. Every . Time.

When I was in college, a girl cheated on me with my roomate who sleeps directly next to me. They initially hooked up about 4 feet from me. So whenever I walked by her door to go see my best friend, I spat on her doorknob. Every . Time.  Confession Bear

Me. I made it, then posted it on reddit for karma. Because everyone knows you get more karma by saying someone else did it.

Me.  I made it, then posted it on reddit for karma. Because everyone knows you get more karma by saying someone else did it.   Confession Bear

I woke up this morning with 'I love D' written on my forehead. I was drinking at home last night. Alone.

I woke up this morning with 'I love D' written on my forehead. I was drinking at home last night. Alone.  Confession Bear

The only reason I would watch women's tennis is to see the hot women groan while hitting the ball

The only reason I would watch women's tennis is to see the hot women groan while hitting the ball  Confession Bear

my secret fantasy is to play magic: the gathering in a strip club

my secret fantasy is to play magic: the gathering in a strip club  Confession Bear

I enjoy driving around with my windows down And the air conditioning on

I enjoy driving around with my windows down And the air conditioning on  Confession Bear

I would have never paid for it myself

I would have never paid for it myself  Confession Bear

I used to be the "fat and ugly" girl back in grade school and was bullied daily up to high school. Now that I lost weight and look awesome, I make fun of "used to be skinny" fat fucks that tortured me most of my life.

I used to be the
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