Confession Bear

I am subscribed to /r/shitty_car_mods because I actually love most of the cars in there

I am subscribed to /r/shitty_car_mods because I actually love most of the cars in there  Confession Bear

Whenever i see a pregnant woman I visualize punching her in the stomach and it terrifies me

Whenever i see a pregnant woman I visualize punching her in the stomach and it terrifies me  Confession Bear

i order two drinks at the drivethru so the workers don't think i'm a fatass that is going to eat all the food i ordered

i order two drinks at the drivethru so the workers don't think i'm a fatass that is going to eat all the food i ordered  Confession Bear

Coach thinks I'm giving up cycling because of knee injury I actually think he's a complete asshole and I just can't stand him anymore.

Coach thinks I'm giving up cycling because of knee injury I actually think he's a complete asshole and I just can't stand him anymore.  Confession Bear

I'm a junior in college, and I still giggle when the teacher says penis.

I'm a junior in college,  and I still giggle when the teacher says penis.  Confession Bear

I'm an average looking girl and i have been friendzoned countless number of times

I'm an average looking girl and i have been friendzoned countless number of times  Confession Bear

Every time i'm in a job interview I dream of placing my nutsack on the table

Every time i'm in a job interview I dream of placing my nutsack on the table  Confession Bear

Ever since I saw 'There's something about Mary' I always jack off before I go on a date

Ever since I saw 'There's something about Mary' I always jack off before 
I go on a date  Confession Bear

My Name is Jon Snow And I know nothing!

My Name is Jon Snow And I know nothing!  Confession Bear

Whenever someone posts an image with their monitor in the background I zoom in to see what is on it

Whenever someone posts an image with their monitor in the background I zoom in to see what is on it  Confession Bear
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