Confession Bear

I fart in elevators when nobody is in them and hope that people get on and notice

I fart in elevators when nobody is in them and hope that people get on and notice  Confession Bear

I'm pretty sure You'll love my cat but... I'm new to reddit; and I'm scared.

I'm pretty sure You'll love my cat but... I'm new to reddit; and I'm scared.  Confession Bear

i have sexual incontinence my boyfriend thinks I'm cumming when actually i'm peeing on him

i have sexual incontinence my boyfriend thinks I'm cumming when actually i'm peeing on him  Confession Bear

I've told every guy I've dated since freshman year that I love him But I haven't loved anyone since the first guy I fell for

I've told every guy I've dated since freshman year that I love him But I haven't loved anyone since the first guy I fell for  Confession Bear

I have no remorse for people who cut themselves Slicing up your wrists won't make you feel any better or make any other people like you more

I have no remorse for people who cut themselves Slicing up your wrists won't make you feel any better or make any other people like you more  Confession Bear

I play the "fireman" game To get rid of my shit marks

I play the

I asked for a water cup at McDonalds I actually filled it with soda

I asked for a water cup at McDonalds I actually filled it with soda  Confession Bear

When salesmen arrive at my door I enjoy pretending I don't speak english

When salesmen arrive at my door I enjoy pretending I don't speak english  Confession Bear

Don't lie I know you think that memes are epic

Don't lie I know you think that memes are epic  Confession Bear

Calm Down And Forgive me :(

Calm Down And Forgive me :(  Confession Bear
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