Confession Bear

I was mad at my dog for chewing apart my favorite hat so I fed him some of my boogers

I was mad at my dog for chewing apart my favorite hat so I fed him some of my boogers  Confession Bear

I want to join a gym. But I'm too embarrassed by how fat I am.

I want to join a gym.  But I'm too embarrassed by how fat I am.   Confession Bear

I tell women I'm for equal rights Just so they'll think I'm a great guy and have sex with me

I tell women I'm for equal rights Just so they'll think I'm a great guy and have sex with me  Confession Bear

Whenever me and a girl break up I tell everyone how horrible and slutty they are in bed

Whenever me and a girl break up I tell everyone how horrible and slutty they are in bed  Confession Bear

I laugh at the "faces of meth" pictures because my former drug-addict brother is still is dick.

I laugh at the

all i want for christmas is my two front teeth or some meth

all i want for christmas is my two front teeth or some meth  Confession Bear

I already miss Reddit's Civil War Madness with a side of Hats

I already miss Reddit's Civil War Madness with a side of Hats  Confession Bear

If a girl talks about their ex on the first date I make them pay for their own meal I assume they still talk to their ex and that they are not ready to move foreword

If a girl talks about their ex on the first date I make them pay for their own meal I assume they still talk to their ex and that they are not ready to move foreword   Confession Bear

I actually want war to break out in North Korea Just to see how all those toys America has work against an actual military

I actually want war to break out in North Korea  Just to see how all those toys America has work against an actual military   Confession Bear

I DON'T INTRODUCE PEOPLE TO REDDIT BECAUSE I PREFER PRETENDING THAT I COME UP WITH CLEVER JOKES AND PICTURES

I DON'T INTRODUCE PEOPLE TO REDDIT BECAUSE I PREFER PRETENDING THAT I COME UP WITH CLEVER JOKES AND PICTURES  Confession Bear
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