Confession Bear

when I was 6 yrs old I stole a bunch of mail and opened it and played mailman, a neighbor caught me and told my mom. so i shit on her doorstep

when I was 6 yrs old I stole a bunch of mail and opened it and played mailman, a neighbor caught me and told my mom. so i shit on her doorstep  Confession Bear

If you put ketchup on your eggs You disgust me.

If you put ketchup on your eggs 
You disgust me.   Confession Bear

I can only orgasm in the missionary position

I can only orgasm in the missionary position  Confession Bear

I have dated a few different girls since my ex left me every time we did something intimate I would imagine it was with my ex instead.

I have dated a few different girls since my ex left me every time we did something intimate I would imagine it was with my ex instead.  Confession Bear

I hate seeing drunk girls because it reminds me of their pms

I hate seeing drunk girls because it reminds me of their pms  Confession Bear

I'm in love with the best friend of my girlfriend

I'm in love with the best friend of my girlfriend  Confession Bear

Even though I'm 30 years old I still use the force to open automatic doors

Even though I'm 30 years old I still use the force to open automatic doors  Confession Bear

When Zach Braff appears on my tv I change the channel

When Zach Braff appears on my tv I change the channel  Confession Bear

I'm pretending I'm moving on and not constantly thinking about the love of my life who dumped me, but really I'm trying so hard to not bawl my eyes out and message him.

I'm pretending I'm moving on and not constantly thinking about the love of my life who dumped me, but really I'm trying so hard to not bawl my eyes out and message him.  Confession Bear

Being a girl I still agree that some girls ARE dumb.

Being a girl    I still agree that some girls ARE dumb.   Confession Bear
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