Confession Bear

I like to date guys who fall madly in love with me and then break their hearts I like to see them suffer

I like to date guys who fall madly in love with me and then break their hearts I like to see them suffer  Confession Bear

I thought Han Solo was a douchebag.

I thought Han Solo was a douchebag.  Confession Bear

When I tell someone that they are beautiful I actually mean exactly that and the fact that they are the one I can't take my eyes off

When I tell someone that they are beautiful I actually mean exactly that and the fact that they are the one I can't take my eyes off  Confession Bear

When I first started masturbating I used to pretend I was in the backseat during a roadtrip with my older stepsisters and pretend they were forcing my hands down my pants while yelling "stop touching yourself!"

When I first started masturbating I used to pretend I was in the backseat during a roadtrip with my older stepsisters and pretend they were forcing my hands down my pants while yelling

My boyfriend stopped having sex with me, but says he loves me As a result, I've become fatter, more jaded, Untrusting, and had sex with a coworker.

My boyfriend stopped having sex with me, but says he loves me As a result, I've become fatter, more jaded, Untrusting, and had sex with a coworker.  Confession Bear

I watched Nik Wallenda tightrope across the grand canyon Because I wondered if he was going to fall

I watched Nik Wallenda tightrope across the grand canyon Because I wondered if he was going to fall  Confession Bear

I prefer HP fan-fiction to the actual series. I mean, she killed Snape. Who does that?

I prefer HP fan-fiction to the actual series. I mean, she killed Snape. Who does that?  Confession Bear

When I was a small child I urinated in my friend’s kitchen He slipped in it and was covered in pee, I convinced him that it must have been spilled apple juice

When I was a small child I urinated in my friend’s kitchen He slipped in it and was covered in pee, I convinced him that it must have been spilled apple juice  Confession Bear

Don't you hate it when... ...you discover the toilet paper roll is empty AFTER you've done your business

Don't you hate it when... ...you discover the toilet paper roll is empty AFTER you've done your business  Confession Bear

I hate my older sister because the cost of putting her through rehab is preventing me from going to Wharton Business School

I hate my older sister because the cost of putting her through rehab is preventing me from going to Wharton Business School  Confession Bear
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