Confession Bear

Heard nice song on the radio, check it up once I got home... Singer is a quadroon

Heard nice song on the radio, check it up once I got home... Singer is a quadroon  Confession Bear

Ryan Gosling is lying to you To take advantage of your self-esteem issues

Ryan Gosling is lying to you To take advantage of your self-esteem issues  Confession Bear

It's harder then it looks to climb a tree

It's harder then it looks to climb a tree   Confession Bear

When my gf said she wanted to break up I poked holes in our condoms

When my gf said she wanted to break up I poked holes in our condoms   Confession Bear

Well, ha had tole me to pay her first... ha went to the baffroom... ha neva came back... Caption 3 goes here

Well, ha had tole me to pay her first... ha went to the baffroom... ha neva came back... Caption 3 goes here  Confession Bear

This is the stupidest meme EVER

This is the stupidest meme EVER  Confession Bear

I still squeeze my stuffed cow from my childhood And think of my girlfriend every night as I fall asleep

I still squeeze my stuffed cow from my childhood And think of my girlfriend every night as I fall asleep  Confession Bear

Even though this is more of an opinion than a confession I think opinion panda can go fuck himself

Even though this is more of an opinion than a confession I think opinion panda can go fuck himself  Confession Bear

I know my step dad is cheating on my mom And I haven't told her because she's been cheating on him for years.

I know my step dad is cheating on my mom And I haven't told her because she's been cheating on him for years.  Confession Bear

I'm secretly mad at myself for not banging past girlfriends so I could be the "nice guy" because my wife banged her way through school like a screen door in a hurricane.

I'm secretly mad at myself for not banging past girlfriends so I could be the
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