Confession Bear

When someone tells me that MTV sucks, because they don't play music I actually think it's better when they don't play music

When someone tells me that MTV sucks, because they don't play music I actually think it's better when they don't play music  Confession Bear

I think I'm going to start stealing people I follow tweets and play dumb when they call me out about it.

I think I'm going to start stealing people I follow tweets  and play dumb when they call me out about it.  Confession Bear

I have a reputation among my peers for writing funny facebook status updates I steal 70% of my jokes from reddit

I have a reputation among my peers for writing funny facebook status updates I steal 70% of my jokes from reddit  Confession Bear

I pressed all the button in the elevator Whenever I'm alone

I pressed all the button in the elevator Whenever I'm alone  Confession Bear

If you judge somebody based off their taste in music I think you're a close minded asshole

If you judge somebody based off their taste in music I think you're a close minded asshole  Confession Bear

When I see cell phone screen shot posts I have no idea which side represents the sender's/receiver's texts.

When I see cell phone screen shot posts I have no idea which side represents the sender's/receiver's texts.  Confession Bear

My best friend is a girl and she is in love with me I PRETEND I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE i DON'T FIND HER ATTRACTIVE

My best friend is a girl and she is in love with me I PRETEND I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE i DON'T FIND HER ATTRACTIVE  Confession Bear

I hope my best friend gets divorced So we can hang out like old times

I hope my best friend gets divorced So we can hang out like old times  Confession Bear

The best kiss I've ever had was in middle school

The best kiss I've ever had was in middle school  Confession Bear

Before Imgur I had difficulties spelling 'giraffe'

Before Imgur I had difficulties spelling 'giraffe'  Confession Bear
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