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I once defiled my brother's toothbrush Because he beat the crap out of me when I said he wasn't the boss of me

I once defiled my brother's toothbrush Because he beat the crap out of me when I said he wasn't the boss of me Confession Bear
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I have two phones: One that actually rings so my boss can reach me and one to give others false hope. I know, I'm a horrible person.

I have two phones: One that actually rings so my boss can reach me and one to give others false hope. I know, I'm a horrible person. Confession Bear
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Sometimes my right eye looks straight ahead But the left one is just drifting away...

Sometimes my right eye looks straight ahead But the left one is just drifting away... Confession Bear
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I make up sex stories So my freinds won't judge me for being a virgin

I make up sex stories So my freinds won't judge me for being a virgin Confession Bear
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When i was in High school me and some friends filled a Super Soaker with piss. And then drove around in a car and sprayed people.

When i was in High school me and some friends filled a Super Soaker with piss. And then drove around in a car and sprayed people. Confession Bear
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When someone asks me for the name of the song that I am listening to I dont want to tell them because I feel too greedy about everything I own or know

When someone asks me for the name of the song that I am listening to I dont want to tell them because I feel too greedy about everything I own or know Confession Bear
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I secretly hope my cat dies so i could buy a dog

I secretly hope my cat dies so i could buy a dog Confession Bear
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I want us to communicate openly and honestly to sort things out properly IS IT POSSIBLE?

I want us to communicate openly and honestly to sort things out properly IS IT POSSIBLE? Confession Bear
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I'm afraid to tell my boyfriend That I want him to sexually embarrass and punish me.

I'm afraid to tell my boyfriend That I want him to sexually embarrass and punish me. Confession Bear
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as a straight man, I sometimes wish I was a lesbian So I could make negative statements about all the women who have screwed me over, without being labelled a misogynist

as a straight man, I sometimes wish I was a lesbian So I could make negative statements about all the women who have screwed me over, without being labelled a misogynist Confession Bear
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