Confession Bear

Friend's shoulder hurts from stupid workout routins I don't give him advice because he never listens

Friend's shoulder hurts from stupid workout routins I don't give him advice because he never listens  Confession Bear

Noah asked me for a dollar I told him I didn't have one.

Noah asked me for a dollar I told him I didn't have one.  Confession Bear

I shit on a cracker... Fucked that up.

I shit on a cracker... Fucked that up.   Confession Bear

I wish Stupidity wasn't socially acceptable. We glorify it with shows like Jersey Shore and anything on TLC nowadays. It should be discouraged.

I wish Stupidity wasn't socially acceptable. We glorify it with shows like Jersey Shore and anything on TLC nowadays. It should be discouraged.  Confession Bear

34, Unemployed, no savings, bad credit, mooch off my parents and I don't see a future for me

34, Unemployed,  no savings, bad credit, mooch off my parents and I don't see a future for me  Confession Bear

I am disgusted by the thought of touching my food after touching my penis... ...but want my girlfriend to put the whole penis right in her mouth.

I am disgusted by the thought of touching my food after touching my penis... ...but want my girlfriend to put the whole penis right in her mouth.  Confession Bear

If you say that you can't stand animals at all I automatically think that you are a bad person

If you say that you can't stand animals at all I automatically think that you are a bad person  Confession Bear

I love singing but I'm insecure so I like to watch the X Factor and American Idol "Worst Auditions" to remind myself that I could be worse

I love singing but I'm insecure so I like to watch the X Factor and American Idol

I shout "NO BRAKES" when I ride my bike on campus to clear a path My brakes work just fine.

I shout

I treated rude black customers better than rude white customers because I was afraid of the black customers accusing me of "racism" for not taking their shit.

I treated rude black customers better than rude white customers because I was afraid of the black customers accusing me of
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