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I post offers on Craigslist taking girls to dinner and a movie then don't respond to ladies because it makes me feel good about all the times I was rejected for being the 'good guy'

I post offers on Craigslist taking girls to dinner and a movie then don't respond to ladies because it makes me feel good about all the times I was rejected for being the 'good guy' Confession Bear
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I go to the gym but only so I can eat my feelings during finals

I go to the gym but only so I can eat my feelings during finals Confession Bear
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My sole consolation in life is that I will probably live long enough to see what happens at Fred Phelps's funeral

My sole consolation in life is that I will probably live long enough to see what happens at Fred Phelps's funeral Confession Bear
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The noisier it is The harder I push out farts

The noisier it is The harder I push out farts Confession Bear
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I upvote every post I see with something I vaguely like... Because I hope when I post something people will be nice and up vote me

I upvote every post I see with something I vaguely like... Because I hope when I post something people will be nice and up vote me Confession Bear
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Everytime I get the urge to exercise I lie down until the feeling passes

Everytime I get the urge to exercise I lie down until the feeling passes Confession Bear
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I actually enjoy listening to a couple of songs on Lil Wayne's new album

I actually enjoy listening to a couple of songs on Lil Wayne's new album Confession Bear
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When I see a Success Kid meme about getting laid I assume it's from a virgin who never will.

When I see a Success Kid meme about getting laid I assume it's from a virgin who never will. Confession Bear
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Sometimes I like a facebook status to have the opportunity to dislike

Sometimes I like a facebook status to have the opportunity to dislike Confession Bear
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When someone lists Headhunterz, Wildstylez & Noisecontrollers as their favourite producers I automatically assume they don't know any other hardstyle artists

When someone lists Headhunterz, Wildstylez & Noisecontrollers as their favourite producers I automatically assume they don't know any other hardstyle artists Confession Bear
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