Confession Bear

Whenever my girlfriend asks for a thin mint, I jokingly say no But really it kills me on the inside to give her one

Whenever my girlfriend asks for a thin mint, I jokingly say no But really it kills me on the inside to give her one  Confession Bear

Whenever I hear your an One Direction fan I automatically think of you as less intelligent

Whenever I hear your an One Direction fan I automatically think of you as less intelligent  Confession Bear

I took a shower with my girlfriend and slapped her with my penis

I took a shower with my girlfriend and slapped her with my penis  Confession Bear

My bestfriend kissed my ex-GF So I fucked his sister

My bestfriend kissed my ex-GF So I fucked his sister  Confession Bear

This one time at band camp

This one time at band camp  Confession Bear

i help out at the homeless shelters it helps me get laid

i help out at the homeless shelters it helps me get laid  Confession Bear

I automatically think anyone who doesn't have a profile picture of themselves on facebook Is ugly as sin or a total weirdo

I automatically think anyone who doesn't have a profile picture of themselves on facebook Is ugly as sin or a total weirdo  Confession Bear

Sometimes I pretend not to understand sexual inuendos So that I can avoid responding awkwardly

Sometimes I pretend not to understand sexual inuendos So that I can avoid responding awkwardly   Confession Bear

I wish my company would have layoffs So I can get a better parking spot.

I wish my company would have layoffs So I can get a better parking spot.  Confession Bear

I play Forza Horizon While I'm drunk.

I play Forza Horizon While I'm drunk.  Confession Bear
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