Confession Bear

I Turn my ipod down on public transit To listen to others peoples' conversations

I Turn my ipod down on public transit To listen to others peoples' conversations  Confession Bear

I read through r/suicidewatch and assume they're all trolls

I read through r/suicidewatch and assume they're all trolls  Confession Bear

I purposely do a shitty job washing dishes so my coworkers won't use my favorite ones

I purposely do a shitty job washing dishes so my coworkers won't use my favorite ones  Confession Bear

I appreciate our friendship immensely Because there is not a chance in fuck we will ever be carnal.

I appreciate our friendship immensely Because there is not a chance in fuck we will ever be carnal.  Confession Bear

I use my girlfriends... Ferrets as karma Machines.

I use my girlfriends... Ferrets as karma Machines.  Confession Bear

If you tell me to upvote you i probably will

If you tell me to upvote you i probably will  Confession Bear

Whenever i find out a girl i know has a reddit I always ask for their username just to see if they have gonewild pics

Whenever i find out a girl i know has a reddit I always ask for their username just to see if they have gonewild pics  Confession Bear

I stole The picnic basket

I stole The picnic basket  Confession Bear

Is somebody getting the best the best the best the best the best the best The best the best the best the best of you?

Is somebody getting the best the best the best the best the best the best The best the best the best the best 
of you?  Confession Bear

my dad threw away my pokemon emerald, because he thought i was too old for it. I lied and told him i was borrowing it from a friend so he bought me a new one.

my dad threw away my pokemon emerald, because he thought i was too old for it.  I lied and told him i was borrowing it from a friend so he bought me a new one.   Confession Bear
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