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I sit down when I pee Just so I have an excuse to go on Reddit for 2 minutes

I sit down when I pee Just so I have an excuse to go on Reddit for 2 minutes Confession Bear
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I'm always polite and apologetic when something goes wrong. But I'm never sincere because it is always their fault.

I'm always polite and apologetic when something goes wrong. But I'm never sincere because it is always their fault. Confession Bear
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When Someone says I am a mistake I tell them their birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

When Someone says I am a mistake I tell them their birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. Confession Bear
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I judge people I don't know on Facebook if we have shady mutual friends Even though those same shady people are my friends as well

I judge people I don't know on Facebook if we have shady mutual friends Even though those same shady people are my friends as well Confession Bear
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I am an atheist but go to church because I like the free food

I am an atheist but go to church because I like the free food Confession Bear
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the "how 'bout no" bear IS MY DAD

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I let women walk in front of me So I can look at their butts.

I let women walk in front of me So I can look at their butts. Confession Bear
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when my friends pull pranks on me I secretly write love notes to the teacher on their homework

when my friends pull pranks on me I secretly write love notes to the teacher on their homework Confession Bear
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Recently lost 2 pants sizes and 6 inches off my wasteline with diet and exercise. Immediately start giving terrible diet tips to anyone who mentions "thyroid condition" or "big boned".

Recently lost 2 pants sizes and 6 inches off my wasteline with diet and exercise. Immediately start giving terrible diet tips to anyone who mentions
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I actually like peanut butter better than Nuttella

I actually like peanut butter better than Nuttella Confession Bear
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