Confession Bear

I DON'T CARRY CASH IN MY WALLET BECAUSE I CANNOT TRUST MYSELF TO NOT BUY DRUGS

I DON'T CARRY CASH IN MY WALLET BECAUSE I CANNOT TRUST MYSELF TO NOT BUY DRUGS  Confession Bear

My boss pays for me to go to college I deduct everything under the American Opportunity Tax credit and i'm actually making money going to school.

My boss pays for me to go to college I deduct everything under the American Opportunity Tax credit and i'm actually making money going to school.  Confession Bear

See a politically biased post on Facebook from a friend. Pick opposing side and dissect statement to invalidate it.

See a politically biased post on Facebook from a friend. Pick opposing side and dissect statement to invalidate it.  Confession Bear

Everytime I see a profile picture of a cute asian girl I imagine it belongs to a fat old dude who's into J-Pop

Everytime I see a profile picture of a cute asian girl I imagine it belongs to a fat old dude who's into J-Pop  Confession Bear

WHEN I SEE AN ATTRACTIVE FEMALE SPORTS REPORTER I ASSUME SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT

WHEN I SEE AN ATTRACTIVE FEMALE SPORTS REPORTER I ASSUME SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT  Confession Bear

If you have over 2000 points I contemplate whether or not your legit

If you have over 2000 points I contemplate whether or not your legit  Confession Bear

I don't know what a viking is

 I don't know what a viking is  Confession Bear

I reused the chairs and the coffee tables And just c-framed the tables together

I reused the chairs and the coffee tables And just c-framed the tables together  Confession Bear

I turn on the sink when I poop so my girlfriend doesn't hear me.

I turn on the sink when I poop so my girlfriend doesn't hear me.  Confession Bear

Because of SpongeBob I call leaf blowers reef blowers

Because of SpongeBob
 I call leaf blowers reef blowers  Confession Bear
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