Confession Bear

became employee of the quarter sleep 2 hours on job, take more than an hour break, always on 9gag on phone and look busy when boss is around.

became employee of the quarter sleep 2 hours on job, take more than an hour break, always on 9gag on phone and look busy when boss is around.  Confession Bear

Sometimes I forget my family exists until they contact me

Sometimes I forget my family exists until they contact me  Confession Bear

I think the idea of a God is ridiculous but I believe there is a half man half goat hybrid that lives in my barn

I think the idea of a God is ridiculous but I believe there is a half man half goat hybrid that lives in my barn  Confession Bear

I HAVE NO FRIENDS SO I SHINE LASERS ON TEENAGERS SMOKING POT TO FREAK THEM OUT

I HAVE NO FRIENDS SO I SHINE LASERS ON TEENAGERS SMOKING POT TO FREAK THEM OUT  Confession Bear

I tell my family that I fall asleep with my lights and tv on but really I stay up extremely late at night

I tell my family that I fall asleep with my lights and tv on but really I stay up extremely late at night  Confession Bear

Le xD LE FUNNY MAY-MAY

Le xD LE FUNNY MAY-MAY  Confession Bear

I secretly enjoy taking selfies and acting girly but I am scared people will question my masculinity

I secretly enjoy taking selfies and acting girly but I am scared people will question my masculinity  Confession Bear

I intentionally finish tasks slower To make my coworkers think I'm busy

I intentionally finish tasks slower  To make my coworkers think I'm busy  Confession Bear

I pretend I like to party and hang out with my friends When I want to stay at home and play pokemon instead

I pretend I like to party and hang out with my friends When I want to stay at home and play pokemon instead  Confession Bear

I feel like the world's most sheltered person Because I have no idea what Arrested Development is

I feel like the world's most sheltered person Because I have no idea what Arrested Development is  Confession Bear
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