Confession Bear

Sometimes I'm glad it's monday So I have a reason not to go out for a drink with friends

Sometimes I'm glad it's monday So I have a reason not to go out for a drink with friends  Confession Bear

David Attenborough's voice is slightly more soothing than Morgan Freeman's.

David Attenborough's voice is slightly more soothing than Morgan Freeman's.  Confession Bear

I love rainy days, when I brought an umbrella but other people are getting soaked.

I love rainy days,  when I brought an umbrella but other people are getting soaked.  Confession Bear

Dramatic fake shit more Dramatic fake shit

Dramatic fake shit more Dramatic fake shit  Confession Bear

I tell me wife I'm going to an AA Meeting When I want to go out drinking without her

I tell me wife I'm going to an AA Meeting When I want to go out drinking without her  Confession Bear

I don't care for or watch Futurama And couldn't care less if it got cancelled

I don't care for or watch Futurama And couldn't care less if it got cancelled  Confession Bear

I made it through the first year of medical school without being able to spell the word "Prescription". Perscription? Purscriptshun.

I made it through the first year of medical school without being able to spell the word

An advantage of being a ex-muslim middle-easterner living in North America is that I can openly criticize and rage on Islam for its dangerous ideologies and no one accuses me of being racist or a biggot

An advantage of being a ex-muslim middle-easterner living in North America is that I can openly criticize and rage on Islam for its dangerous ideologies and no one accuses me of being racist or a biggot  Confession Bear

BOOBS BOOBS

BOOBS BOOBS  Confession Bear

I accepted my ex's friend request on facebook just so that I could defriend her again.

I accepted my ex's friend request on facebook just so that I could defriend her again.  Confession Bear
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