Confession Bear

I'm jealous that my roommate has a girlfriend because he is a lazy, piece of shit and I'm an over-achieving, good guy

I'm jealous that my roommate has a girlfriend because he is a lazy, piece of shit and I'm an over-achieving, good guy  Confession Bear

I murdered my sister's abusive meth head boyfriend...with a grenade launcher then mixed super glue in his lube, sending him to the ER with a dildo stuck in his ass...after winning the lottery

I murdered my sister's abusive meth head boyfriend...with a grenade launcher then mixed super glue in his lube, sending him to the ER with a dildo stuck in his ass...after winning the lottery  Confession Bear

If you post a music video I'm not going to watch it

If you post a music video I'm not going to watch it  Confession Bear

when i scratch my balls i sniff my fingers after

when i scratch my balls i sniff my fingers after  Confession Bear

Some days I wish a car would hit me because I'm too afraid to just kill myself.

Some days I wish a car would hit me because I'm too afraid to just kill myself.  Confession Bear

I put on loud classical music in the shower so I can weep uncontrollably in peace

I put on loud classical music in the shower so I can weep uncontrollably in peace  Confession Bear

I am legally married and never told my family

I am legally married and never told my family  Confession Bear

I'm really not a big fan Of Westboro baptist church

I'm really not a big fan Of Westboro baptist church  Confession Bear

I think it's pathetic When teenagers whine on Reddit about heart break

I think it's pathetic When teenagers whine on Reddit about heart break  Confession Bear

There's a really hot girl in my office who today bent down and revealed a lot of boob I stood up, went to the bathroom and masturbated

There's a really  hot girl in my office who today bent down and revealed a lot of boob I stood up, went to the bathroom and masturbated  Confession Bear
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