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A few weeks ago my step brother left on a tour of duty. I've always had a crush on him. The night before he left, I gave him my virginity. My period is now five days late.

A few weeks ago my step brother left on a tour of duty. I've always had a crush on him. The night before he left, I gave him my virginity. My period is now five days late. Confession Bear
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Everyone who knew me before 9/11 believes I'm dead.

Everyone who knew me before 9/11 believes I'm dead. Confession Bear
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I cheated on my pregnant wife with her mother. The condom broke and now she is pregnant and says its mine.

I cheated on my pregnant wife with her mother. The condom broke and now she is pregnant and says its mine. Confession Bear
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I have a hard time telling black people apart.

I have a hard time telling black people apart. Confession Bear
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I'm not interested in having sex at all. I honestly think that vaginas look disgusting.

I'm not interested in having sex at all. I honestly think that vaginas look disgusting. Confession Bear
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When you don't use your turn signal I imagine my hand reaching through the back glass and slapping you in the back of your head

When you don't use your turn signal I imagine my hand reaching through the back glass and slapping you in the back of your head Confession Bear
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Sometimes when I'm shopping I put my bread back in a different isle... The gluten free section.

Sometimes when I'm shopping I put my bread back in a different isle... The gluten free section. Confession Bear
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I FUCKING HATE YOU

I FUCKING HATE YOU Confession Bear
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i dont give a shit about the olympics or the superbowl

i dont give a shit about the olympics or the superbowl Confession Bear
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Some days when I don't have a chance to shower and smell bad I sit next to an Indian or Arabic man on the bus so everyone thinks it's him.

Some days when I don't have a chance to shower and smell bad I sit next to an Indian or Arabic man on the bus so everyone thinks it's him. Confession Bear
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