Confession Bear

If you're a guy who has to "check In" with his mama I automatically assume you're a pussy.

If you're a guy who has to

If you only made it through boot camp in the military, and now have some sort of "disability" I automatically assume you're a whinner and a pussy.

If you only made it through boot camp in the military, and now have some sort of

When I'm around my family I'm a way different person to when I'm with my friends

When I'm around my family I'm a way different person to when I'm with my friends  Confession Bear

I wipe Standing up

I wipe Standing up  Confession Bear

I sell my used panties to perverted men who get off on the mailed smell of a vagina I'm actually a guy and just wipe the garments on my sweaty balls once they've gotten stinky after work

I sell my used panties to perverted men who get off on the mailed smell of a vagina I'm actually a guy and just wipe the garments on my sweaty balls once they've gotten stinky after work  Confession Bear

I automatically like someone more If they curse often.

I automatically like someone more If they curse often.   Confession Bear

I don't wash my hands after I use the bathroom I believe the germs will make my immune system stronger

I don't wash my hands after I use the bathroom I believe the germs will make my immune system stronger  Confession Bear

I enjoy pissing ladies off with simple things So at the grocery checkout, I always put my stuff behind someones and NEVER use a separator bar

I enjoy pissing ladies off with simple things So at the grocery checkout, I always put my stuff behind someones and NEVER use a separator bar  Confession Bear

If you're white, have a clear face, and have a shaving waiver, I automatically assume you're a dirtbag Airman.

If you're white, have a clear face, and have a shaving waiver, I automatically assume you're a dirtbag Airman.  Confession Bear

whenever I see people talk in a British accent. I automatically assume it's fake...

whenever I see people talk in a British accent. I automatically assume it's fake...  Confession Bear
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