Confession Bear

got my first prostate exam by airport security

got my first prostate exam by airport security  Confession Bear

I work and study hard at school But i'm a lazy piece of shit at home

I work and study hard at school But i'm a lazy piece of shit at home  Confession Bear

When I'm drunk and listen to "Shine on you crazy diamond" I cry like a little child for my father who shot himself in the head. And I fear I will end up the same.

When I'm drunk and listen to

i don't believe in reincarnation that's why i became a born again christian who celebrates the resurrection

i don't believe in reincarnation that's why i became a born again christian who celebrates the resurrection  Confession Bear

a state trooper helped my change my tire on the side of the highway it was full of drugs

a state trooper helped my change my tire on the side of the highway it was full of drugs  Confession Bear

I'm mean to a girl just because I have a crush on her

I'm mean to a girl just because I have a crush on her  Confession Bear

I wash my hands before I piss not after Im more worried about hand germs on my dick than dick germs on my hand

I wash my hands before I piss not after Im more worried about hand germs on my dick than dick germs on my hand  Confession Bear

I tell people I've gone 10 years without a cigarette. I never smoked in the first place.

I tell people I've gone 10 years without a cigarette. I never smoked in the first place.  Confession Bear

When my Dad asked if I can make a dvd on my computer I lied and said "Mine can't, but yours can.", even though mine would be faster so he would learn it by himself

When my Dad asked if I can make a dvd on my computer I lied and said

I have never ever Had a problem with Internet explorer

I have never ever Had a problem with Internet explorer   Confession Bear
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