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Confession Bear

I don't delete comments because of downvotes I delete them because of the 30 people all replying the same damn thing

I don't delete comments because of downvotes I delete them because of the 30 people all replying the same damn thing Confession Bear
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I mugged a guy and stole $230 from his wallet Then I said he tried to mug me and I knocked him out in self defence

I mugged a guy and stole $230 from his wallet Then I said he tried to mug me and I knocked him out in self defence Confession Bear
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I serve as the IT for my family and they still blame me when their computers aren't working.

I serve as the IT for my family and they still blame me when their computers aren't working. Confession Bear
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Having experienced life as a fat guy, and a fit guy, and a fat guy again I think raising kids to be fat should be considered at least neglect, if not abuse

Having experienced life as a fat guy, and a fit guy, and a fat guy again I think raising kids to be fat should be considered at least neglect, if not abuse Confession Bear
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I use this meme to publish statements which are really just my general opinions.

I use this meme to publish statements which are really just my general opinions. Confession Bear
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If I could smoke weed at work I would only work and sleep.

If I could smoke weed at work I would only work and sleep. Confession Bear
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My religious friend asked me if i can teach him russian i told him how to say "Screw God" and said it means "I love God"

My religious friend asked me if i can teach him russian i told him how to say
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I called in sick to work so I could be stoned all day at home. My boss thinks I was still recovering from an illness that kept me home two days in a row prior.

I called in sick to work so I could be stoned all day at home. My boss thinks I was still recovering from an illness that kept me home two days in a row prior. Confession Bear
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When the worker at McDonald's gives me a Coke I did not order I look them in the eyes and say "thank you"

When the worker at McDonald's gives me a Coke I did not order I look them in the eyes and say
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I don't always drink beer But when I do it usally isn't Dos Equis

I don't always drink beer But when I do it usally isn't Dos Equis Confession Bear
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