Confession Bear

The character I can relate to best Is the bad guy

The character I can relate to best Is the bad guy  Confession Bear

When I see someone in the army with small children I question their decision making because of how negatively a military lifestyle will affect their kid's lives

When I see someone in the army with small children I question their decision making because of how negatively a military lifestyle will affect their kid's lives  Confession Bear

I put misoprostol in my 10th grade teachers coffee when she got pregnant after 3 years of trying

I put misoprostol in my 10th grade  teachers coffee when she got pregnant after 3 years of trying  Confession Bear

People who complain about valentines day posts annoy me almost as much as people who make valentines day posts

People who complain about valentines day posts annoy me almost as much as people who make valentines day posts  Confession Bear

I am actually happy to be alone on valentines day

I am actually happy to be alone on valentines day  Confession Bear

I find the Harlem Shake to be amusing and funny

 I find the Harlem Shake  to be amusing and funny  Confession Bear

I actually find some things on 9Gag funny And I'm ashamed of it

I actually find some things on 9Gag funny And I'm ashamed of it  Confession Bear

I intensely and utterly hate all other children but my own No exceptions

I intensely and utterly hate all other children but my own No exceptions  Confession Bear

I'm ironically racist on purpose Because it's fucking hilarious

I'm ironically racist on purpose Because it's fucking hilarious  Confession Bear

I don't think Corgis are all that cute

I don't think Corgis are all that cute  Confession Bear
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