Confession Bear

I don't have a 1911

 I don't have a 1911  Confession Bear

I may have listened to call me maybe before on purpose

I may have listened to call me maybe before on purpose  Confession Bear

I broke up with my girlfriend because she was unstable She tried to kill herself that night

I broke up with my girlfriend because she was unstable She tried to kill herself that night  Confession Bear

My sister needed a kidney scan because of pains she was having I hoped that there was something wrong so they'd keep her in over night and I wouldn't have to hear her complain.

My sister needed a kidney scan because of pains she was having I hoped that there was something wrong so they'd keep her in over night and I wouldn't have to hear her complain.  Confession Bear

AS A GUY, I PEE SITTING DOWN WHEN IM HOME IT KEEPS THE TOILET CLEANER AND THERES NEVER PEE ON THE FLOOR

AS A GUY, I PEE SITTING DOWN WHEN IM HOME IT KEEPS THE TOILET CLEANER AND THERES NEVER PEE ON THE FLOOR  Confession Bear

I shot the sherrif But I didn't shoot the deputy

I shot the sherrif But I didn't shoot the deputy  Confession Bear

I'm 39 and I still eat lunchables

I'm 39 and I still eat lunchables  Confession Bear

I tell people I'm checked out on fridays just to fit in But really friday is my most productive day of the week

I tell people I'm checked out on fridays just to fit in But really friday is my most productive day of the week  Confession Bear

Sometimes when I see a port-a-potty I just want to push it over and see if someone falls out.

Sometimes when I see a port-a-potty I just want to push it over and see if someone falls out.  Confession Bear

Sometimes my boss is such a jerk to me I scrub the side of the toilet with his work place tooth brush

Sometimes my boss is such a jerk to me I scrub the side of the toilet with his work place tooth brush   Confession Bear
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