Confession Bear

I have a 60 in my English class and I still correct peoples grammar

 I have a 60 in my English class and I still correct peoples grammar  Confession Bear

I only read reviews with bad scores because hatred is the only thing that keeps me going.

I only read reviews with bad scores because hatred is the only thing that keeps me going.  Confession Bear

I believe in evolution because black people look like gorillas, but really I'm an idiot who doesn't understand evolution.

I believe in evolution because black people look like gorillas, but really I'm an idiot who doesn't understand evolution.  Confession Bear

My girlfriend is addicted to the internet, and hates our unstable connection. When it’s time for bed, I connect to the router and turn it on and off so she is frustrated and goes to bed.

My girlfriend is addicted to the internet, and hates our unstable connection. When it’s time for bed, I connect to the router and turn it on and off so she is frustrated and goes to bed.  Confession Bear

When I first saw the younger Boston bomber brother I thought he was really cute

When I first saw the younger Boston bomber brother I thought he was really cute  Confession Bear

I get really happy when any of my friends breaks up with his girlfriend Because I have somebody to go out with at night and pick up girls

I get really happy when any of my friends breaks up with his girlfriend Because I have somebody to go out with at night and pick up girls  Confession Bear

I secretly wanted Suspect #2 to evade the massive legion of police to prove trampling on civil liberties won't bear fruit.

I secretly wanted Suspect #2 to evade the massive legion of police to prove trampling on civil liberties won't bear fruit.  Confession Bear

I make out with my boyfriend in the shower so he won't notice that I'm peeing

I make out with my boyfriend in the shower so he won't notice that I'm peeing   Confession Bear

I actually kind of like The song Friday

I actually kind of like  The song Friday   Confession Bear

This year I wrote a birthday card for my mom that made her cry. She says it was the most heartfelt thing anyone has written to her. Little did she know I was incredibly depressed the night I wrote it and was on the verge of being black out drunk.

This year I wrote a birthday card for my mom that made her cry. She says it was the most heartfelt thing anyone has written to her.  Little did she know I was incredibly depressed the night I wrote it and was on the verge of being black out drunk.   Confession Bear
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