Confession Bear

As a man, I've known and hung out with plenty of good looking women and I've never even had a first kiss due to my sheer awkwardness.

As a man, I've known and hung out with plenty of good looking women and I've never even had a first kiss due to my sheer awkwardness.   Confession Bear

Sometimes I stare at a picture of a bear

Sometimes I stare at a picture of a bear  Confession Bear

I stole the cookie from the cookie jar

I stole the cookie  from the cookie jar  Confession Bear

I always call you "buddy" 'cause I can't remember your real name

I always call you

The more I meet beautiful women The more I just want to get married and start a family

The more I meet beautiful women The more I just want to get married and start a family  Confession Bear

I use the same clippers on my balls as i do on my face

I use the same clippers on my balls as i do on my face   Confession Bear

I'm not crazy but everyone thinks I am because I pretend to be so that my step dad doesn't suspect me

I'm not crazy but everyone thinks I am because I pretend to be so that my step dad doesn't suspect me  Confession Bear

When playing Xbox Live - Left 4 Dead I will purposely activate the Tank then run the other way

When playing Xbox Live - Left 4 Dead I will purposely activate the Tank then run the other way  Confession Bear

I'm glad fast food companies are selling less of their products for the same price... I think it would help a lot with the American obesity epidemic...

I'm glad fast food companies are selling less of their products for the same price... I think it would help a lot with the American obesity epidemic...  Confession Bear

i like being in a class of dumb shits because they remind me that I'm not retarded

i like  being in a class of dumb shits  because they remind me that I'm not retarded  Confession Bear
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