Confession Bear

When I found out someone else claimed credit for a program I had written I sabotaged the program right before his demonstration.

When I found out someone else claimed credit for a program I had written I sabotaged the program right before his demonstration.  Confession Bear

Thinks there are too many memes on imgur Creates a meme about it

Thinks there are too many memes on imgur Creates a meme about it  Confession Bear

If you tell people you're an atheist I automatically assume you're an elitist dickwad with unwarranted self-importance

If you tell people you're an atheist I automatically assume you're an elitist dickwad with unwarranted self-importance  Confession Bear

My colleagues think I'm sick a lot But sometimes I just wake up and don't want to go to work

My colleagues think I'm sick a lot But sometimes I just wake up and don't want to go to work  Confession Bear

Sometimes I pretend to be a girl and have cyber sex Just so I can ruin it for the guy half way when I tell him I have a penis

Sometimes I pretend to be a girl and have cyber sex Just so I can ruin it for the guy half way when I tell him I have a penis  Confession Bear

I really like the Star Wars prequels. I have no shame about this

I really like the Star Wars prequels. I have no shame about this  Confession Bear

i bought a company for a million dollars and dream of growing i don't know how to write a check

i bought a company for a million dollars and dream of growing i don't know how to write a check  Confession Bear

I still watch American Idol but I mute the TV whenever Randy Jackson is talking

I still watch 
American Idol but I mute the TV whenever Randy Jackson is talking  Confession Bear

I hated Scrubs And I think Zach Braff is a bad actor.

I hated Scrubs And I think Zach Braff is a bad actor.  Confession Bear

I purposely bump arms with people in the hallway Because that's the only time I actually get to have physical interaction with people

I purposely bump arms with people in the hallway Because that's the only time I actually get to have physical interaction with people  Confession Bear
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