Confession Bear

I was in the supermarket and saw a loud spoiled child running with a shopping cart toward a pole I shouted at the pole to watch out for the cart.

I was in the supermarket and saw a loud spoiled child running with a shopping cart toward a pole I shouted at the pole to watch out for the cart.  Confession Bear

When i go to the restroom i don't need to take a smartphone with me taking a shit takes me like 30 seconds

When i go to the restroom i don't need to take a smartphone with me taking a shit takes me like 30 seconds  Confession Bear

I bring my girlfriend flowers whenever I go to her place. I steal them from the cemetery that is on the way to her apartment.

I bring my girlfriend flowers whenever I go to her place. I steal them from the cemetery that is on the way to her apartment.  Confession Bear

When I see a white van in any way always think or to shout "RAPIST VAN!" and run away.

When I see a white van in any way  always think or to shout

I still mistake the white spots on killer whales heads as their eyes.

I still mistake
 the white spots on killer whales heads as their eyes.  Confession Bear

I only work in the ER for one reason To touch children

I only work in the ER for one reason  To touch children  Confession Bear

Today I finished my classmate's school assignment In exchange for their steam account

Today I finished my classmate's school assignment In exchange for their steam account  Confession Bear

i cheat to rank up on call of duty so people will respect me online

i cheat to rank up on call of duty so people will respect me online  Confession Bear

I flushed a spider down the toilet Now I'm afraid to poop

I flushed  a spider down the toilet Now I'm afraid to poop  Confession Bear

I downvote comments that are already in the "bad comments" section Just so the commenter knows how much of an asshole they are.

I downvote comments that are already in the
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