Confession Bear

I'M GLAD NSW WON BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF SMUG QUEENSLANDERS

I'M GLAD NSW WON  BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF SMUG QUEENSLANDERS  Confession Bear

I never use to notice others peoples race Until society taught me how important it is to notice people race so I didn't judge them

I never use to notice others peoples race Until society taught me how important it is to notice people race so I didn't judge them  Confession Bear

When I finish pooping I always take a look at my creation

When I finish pooping I always take a look at my creation  Confession Bear

My new manager keeps talking about all my "previous experience" I don't have any... I think she confused my application and I accidentally stole someone else's job.

My new manager keeps talking about all my

i kinda like nickleback

i kinda like nickleback  Confession Bear

i watch good morning america every morning drunk

i watch good morning america every morning drunk  Confession Bear

When I get drunk or smoke weed I never get as happy and I wanted to be

When I get drunk or smoke weed I never get as happy and I wanted to be  Confession Bear

My roommate in high school never did her laundry, bathed once a week, stole my stuff, and lied about me constantly So I pissed in her laundry basket and perfume, put bleach in her shampoo, two tarantulas in her bed, and framed her for stealing at Walmart

My roommate in high school never did her laundry, bathed once a week, stole my stuff, and lied about me constantly So I pissed in her laundry basket and perfume, put bleach in her shampoo, two tarantulas in her bed, and framed her for stealing at Walmart  Confession Bear

I saw a kid having a temper tantrum at wal-mart I said to my friend, "Aaaand that's why I'm never having kids" loud enough for the mom to hear

I saw a kid having a temper tantrum at wal-mart I said to my friend,

I was out of cream and sugar this morning So I used butterscotch ripple ice cream instead.

I was out of cream and sugar this morning So I used butterscotch ripple ice cream instead.  Confession Bear
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