Confession Bear

I am an Atheist But still say "Thank God"

I am an Atheist But still say

Today I had diarrhea.... It smelt like bacon.... Now i really want bacon...

Today I had diarrhea.... It smelt like bacon....
Now i really want bacon...  Confession Bear

I've lost more in one year of Apple stock value than I've spent in 10 years of buying Apple products

I've lost more in one year of Apple stock value than I've spent in 10 years of buying Apple products  Confession Bear

My girlfriend hasn't been wanting to have sex very much lately So I told her I haven't been in the mood for it either, to manipulate the human nature of wanting what you can't have, and we have been humping like rabbits ever since.

My girlfriend hasn't been wanting to have sex very much lately So I told her I haven't been in the mood for it either, to manipulate the human nature of wanting what you can't have, and we have been humping like rabbits ever since.  Confession Bear

Sometimes I say I'm going for a cigarette break just so I can stand outside and fart

Sometimes I say I'm going for a cigarette break just so I can stand outside and fart  Confession Bear

When I hear about someone whos uncircumcised I just assume its dirty and smells bad

When I hear about someone whos uncircumcised  I just assume its dirty and smells bad  Confession Bear

EX-GIRLFRIEND ASKED ME TO FIX HER LAPTOP A FEW YEARS AGO FOUND A RISQUE PICTURE SHE SENT HER CURRENT BOYFRIEND. SAVED IT TO MY FLASH DRIVE AND STILL ENJOY IT FROM TIME TO TIME

EX-GIRLFRIEND ASKED ME TO FIX HER LAPTOP A FEW YEARS AGO FOUND A RISQUE PICTURE SHE SENT HER CURRENT BOYFRIEND. SAVED IT TO MY FLASH DRIVE AND STILL ENJOY IT FROM TIME TO TIME  Confession Bear

I think it's a shame white pride is associated with racism White people did some great things, along with the bad

I think it's a shame white pride is associated with racism White people did some great things, along with the bad  Confession Bear

If you post selfies on Facebook I automatically assume you're a narcissistic, insecure bitch

If you post selfies on Facebook  I automatically assume you're a narcissistic, insecure bitch  Confession Bear

I actually think there should be more people like me

I actually think there should be more people like me  Confession Bear
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