Confession Bear

If you're against gun control I automatically think you're a redneck

If you're against gun control I automatically think you're a redneck  Confession Bear

I laugh at lots of things on Reddit But I am too lazy to upvote anything.

I laugh at lots of things on Reddit But I am too lazy to upvote anything.  Confession Bear

when i see an orange envelope in the upper right corner and click it, and see "you have no new messages" I figure some chickenshit deleted his reply to my comment shortly after he posted it

when i see an orange envelope in the upper right corner and click it, and see

When I am behind a car with a plate that says "Tag applied for" I automatically assume they're full of shit

When I am behind a car with a plate that says

yuh face when de nanny not in a condition to bull

yuh face when de nanny not in a condition to bull  Confession Bear

Every time my mom buys the canned whipped cream I huff all the aerosol out of it

Every time my mom buys the canned whipped cream I huff all the aerosol out of it  Confession Bear

A while ago I created a hugely inappropriate lie to use with this meme, and it was a huge karma jackpot Amount of people feeling sorry for me gave me some sort of sick pleasure and prevented me from committing suicide

A while ago I created a hugely inappropriate lie to use with this meme, and it was a huge karma jackpot Amount of people feeling sorry for me gave me some sort of sick pleasure and prevented me from committing suicide  Confession Bear

i have been in the military for 8 years and a month left none of my "friends" are getting my new phone number when i move

i have been in the military for 8 years and a month left  none of my

I downvote other comments to get the top comment.

I downvote other comments to get the top comment.  Confession Bear

I ignore typos when editing friends' resumes so they won't get the jobs we both want

I ignore typos when editing friends' resumes so they won't get the jobs we both want  Confession Bear
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