Confession Bear

I don't play with my phone in the bathroom I SMOKE

I don't play with my phone  in the bathroom I SMOKE   Confession Bear

DURING MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD I NEVER COMPLETED A LEGEND OF ZELDA GAME

DURING MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD I NEVER COMPLETED A LEGEND OF ZELDA GAME  Confession Bear

WHEN I'M AT CLUBS I LOOK FOR UNFINISHED BEERS AND DRINK THEM

WHEN I'M AT CLUBS  I LOOK FOR UNFINISHED BEERS AND DRINK THEM  Confession Bear

I bought small cookie jar So my fat wife can't put her hands in

I bought small cookie jar So my fat wife can't put her hands in  Confession Bear

if you tell me to bring meat to your bbq i`m going to make up an excuse not to come

if you tell me to bring meat to your bbq i`m going to make up an excuse not to come  Confession Bear

I think the elderly are assholes.

I think the elderly are assholes.  Confession Bear

The only thing that gets me through the day sometimes is imagining all the different ways I would kill my coworker

The only thing that gets me through the day sometimes is imagining all the different ways I would kill my coworker  Confession Bear

I named my kids after World of Warcraft characters

I named my kids after World of Warcraft characters  Confession Bear

I finally decided to tell my best friend i was in love with him tells me he likes guys..

I finally decided to tell my  best friend i was in love with him tells me he likes guys..  Confession Bear

Nobody would give me quotes for the yearbook, So I just made up really dumb ones for everyone and ruined the entire yearbook

Nobody would give me quotes for the yearbook, So I just made up really dumb ones for everyone and ruined the entire yearbook  Confession Bear
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