Confession Bear

I TELL STRANGERS THAT I DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH AND THAT I'M FROM NAURU SO THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT LANGUAGE TO TRY TO SPEAK TO ME.

I TELL STRANGERS THAT I DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH AND THAT I'M FROM NAURU SO THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT LANGUAGE TO TRY TO SPEAK TO ME.  Confession Bear

My girlfriend thinks I have bad aim. I just like her reaction when I put it in her butt.

My girlfriend thinks I have bad aim. I just like her reaction when I put it in her butt.  Confession Bear

I sometimes hide out in the bathroom just to get away from conversation

I sometimes hide out in the bathroom just to get away from conversation  Confession Bear

I play with nice and lonely guys and then make fun of their feelings as a personal revenge for all those "nice" guys who friendzoned me when I was a teenager.

I play with nice and lonely guys and then make fun of their feelings as a personal revenge for all those

people think college is about learning, it's really all about regurgitating information, without being accused of plagiarism

people think college is about learning, it's really all about regurgitating information, without being accused of plagiarism  Confession Bear

When doing introductions and you are supposed to say an interesting fact about yourself I make up a hobby or experience. Because I'm dull and ordinary.

When doing introductions and you are supposed to say an interesting fact about yourself I make up a hobby or experience. Because I'm dull and ordinary.  Confession Bear

I THINK RELIGION IS A MAJOR DETRIMENT TO SOCIETY

I THINK RELIGION IS A MAJOR DETRIMENT TO SOCIETY  Confession Bear

I told my roommate I'd upvote his post. I thought it was shitty and downvoted it.

I told my roommate I'd upvote his post. I thought it was shitty and downvoted it.   Confession Bear

Smell of my fart wakes up husband Dog got locked out of the bedroom

Smell of my fart wakes up husband Dog got locked out of the bedroom  Confession Bear

I upvote all my brothers posts before he sleeps and wakes up So he starts the day and ends the day happy

I upvote all my brothers posts before he sleeps and wakes up So he starts the day and ends the day happy  Confession Bear
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