Confession Bear

Whenever foreigners call me "my friend" I immediately think they're full of shit and discount everything they say

Whenever foreigners call me

I sometimes wear a red shirt and khakis into target just so somebody will talk to me

I sometimes wear a red shirt and khakis into target just so somebody will talk to me  Confession Bear

I give my girlfriend my sister's toothbrush after she gave me a blowjob

I give my girlfriend my sister's toothbrush after she gave me a blowjob  Confession Bear

EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE USUALLY GORGEOUS I DONT LIKE TO UPVOTE GW GIRLS AS I BELEIVE THEY ALREADY GET UNFAIR AMMOUNTS OF KARMA

EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE USUALLY GORGEOUS I DONT LIKE TO UPVOTE GW GIRLS AS I BELEIVE THEY ALREADY GET UNFAIR AMMOUNTS OF KARMA  Confession Bear

I think "let me Google that for you" is really obnoxious

I think

I'm not usually this quiet You just aren't as entertaining as Reddit

I'm not usually this quiet You just aren't as entertaining as Reddit  Confession Bear

I have never said WTF to anything on r/wtf

I have never said WTF to anything on r/wtf  Confession Bear

I Actually Like Christmas Specials

I Actually Like Christmas Specials  Confession Bear

the predominant reason for me to attempt being funny on facebook is the hope that someone will post it on reddit

the predominant reason for me to attempt being funny on facebook is the hope that someone will post it on reddit  Confession Bear

If a woman has a hyphenated last name, I assume she's kinda a bitch.

If a woman has a hyphenated last name,  I assume she's kinda a bitch.  Confession Bear
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