Confession Bear

My ex-boss fired everyone and hired a bunch of illegals for $5 an hour instead. I called immigration and he lost everything.

My ex-boss fired everyone and hired a bunch of illegals for $5 an hour instead. I called immigration and he lost everything.
  Confession Bear

I saw my friend drop some money on the ground. I decided to pick it up and keep it.

I saw my friend drop some money on the ground. I decided to pick it up and keep it.  Confession Bear

I thought cake day meant it was your birthday

I thought cake day meant it was your birthday  Confession Bear

I actually respect the village priest and most of the church community, because they are genuinely good folks and I don't consider myself superior or smarter because I don't believe in God

I actually respect the village priest and most of the church community, because they are genuinely good folks and I don't consider myself superior or smarter because I don't believe in God  Confession Bear

My ex girlfriend dumped me before she left on a trip I paid for I dumped all her shit in the trash, including all her old pictures that she had just removed from her computer.

My ex girlfriend dumped me before she left on a trip I paid for I dumped all her shit in the trash, including all her old pictures that she had just removed from her computer.  Confession Bear

I turn the sink on when I go into the bathroom So no one can hear me peeing in the sink

I turn the sink on when I go into the bathroom So no one can hear me peeing in the sink  Confession Bear

I USE THE SPACE BAR TO SPEED UP GAME BOY EMULATORS SO MUCH I'VE STARTED HITTING IT ON YOUTUBE VIDEOS

I USE THE SPACE BAR TO SPEED UP GAME BOY EMULATORS SO MUCH I'VE STARTED HITTING IT ON YOUTUBE VIDEOS  Confession Bear

We had to use special accounts on our computers for our finals with an orange background I changed my background to orange and used my normal account

We had to use special accounts on our computers for our finals with an orange background I changed my background to orange and used my normal account  Confession Bear

when i watch a tv show on my dvr I surf reddit during the comercials instead of fast forewarding

when i watch a tv show on my dvr I surf reddit during the comercials instead of fast forewarding  Confession Bear

Instantly anytime I hear a song by the band Fun I'm not having fun.

Instantly anytime I hear a song by the band Fun I'm not having fun.  Confession Bear
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