Confession Bear

My roommate was behaving like a total bitch lately So I started using her razor to shave my balls and armpits

My roommate was behaving like a total bitch lately So I started using her razor to shave my balls and armpits  Confession Bear

Sometimes I pee with the seat down And have to wipe it off, so my girlfriend doesn't bitch at me about getting a wet ass.

Sometimes I pee with the seat down And have to wipe it off, so my girlfriend doesn't bitch at me about getting a wet ass.   Confession Bear

my friends on facebook think i'm funny all my jokes are reposted content from reddit

my friends on facebook think i'm funny all my jokes are reposted content from reddit  Confession Bear

If you think that humans never went on the moon I think you are a fucking idiot

If you think that humans never went on the moon I think you are a fucking idiot  Confession Bear

I do not give a fuck about any of your pets

I do not give a fuck about any of your pets  Confession Bear

I upvote posts on unused subreddits because i want to encourage people to keep using the subreddit

I upvote posts on unused subreddits because i want to encourage people to keep using the subreddit  Confession Bear

Browsing r/aww makes me sad

Browsing r/aww  makes me sad  Confession Bear

I didn't care for Craig Owen as a companion and i tend to skip his episodes...

I didn't care for Craig Owen as a companion and i tend to skip his episodes...  Confession Bear

I'm not actually going to sleep I just want to play video games undisturbed

I'm not actually going to sleep I just want to play video games undisturbed   Confession Bear

I sit down when I pee So I can browse Reddit

I sit down when I pee So I can browse Reddit  Confession Bear
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