Confession Bear

When I see a bad driver but can't see their face I assume it's a woman.

When I see a bad driver but can't see their face I assume it's a woman.  Confession Bear

I missed my cake day because I didn't know how to check when it was

I missed my cake day because I didn't know how to check when it was  Confession Bear

I caught 148/151 Pokemon in Pokemon yellow on my own. I cheated to get the last 3 because it required either spending money or actually having friends

I caught 148/151 Pokemon in Pokemon yellow on my own. I cheated to get the last 3 because it required either spending money or actually having friends  Confession Bear

I live in California and am really kinda worried about North Korea

I live in California and am really kinda worried about North Korea  Confession Bear

I judge my friends' humor based on how much karma I think it will get on Reddit

I judge my friends' humor based on how much karma I think it will get on Reddit  Confession Bear

Got the girl of my dreams Broke it off after finding out she was leaving the country for a year

Got the girl of my dreams Broke it off after finding out she was leaving the country for a year  Confession Bear

My friends painted me purple when we all went dressed as the Blue Man group for Halloween thinking I was colourblind. I'm not actually colourblind.

My friends painted me purple when we all went dressed as the Blue Man group for Halloween thinking I was colourblind. I'm not actually colourblind.  Confession Bear

if you ever use the word "sheeple" and aren't joking i automatically think you're a retard

if you ever use the word

I don't actually like any of my friends I just hate them less than everyone else

I don't actually like any of my friends I just hate them less than everyone else  Confession Bear

I've been cutting my best friends hair for two years. His brother asked me to start cutting his I purposely did a horrible job so he never asks me to cut it again

I've been cutting my best friends hair for two years. His brother asked me to start cutting his I purposely did a horrible job so he never asks me to cut it again  Confession Bear
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