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If you hit the 2nd Floor button on the elevator I automatically assume you are a lazy fuck

If you hit the 2nd Floor button on the elevator I automatically assume you are a lazy fuck Confession Bear
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I had sex with a sixteen year old when i was twenty three we both enjoyed it, she was hot, and i don't regret anything.

I had sex with a sixteen year old when i was twenty three we both enjoyed it, she was hot, and i don't regret anything. Confession Bear
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Sometimes I speak Italian when I'm alone Babadabupidi, bibedi babedi bupidi

Sometimes I speak Italian when I'm alone Babadabupidi, bibedi babedi bupidi Confession Bear
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I tell everyone I'm a virgin So when girl decides to have sex with me she'll keep quiet about it and won't expect much out of it

I tell everyone I'm a virgin So when girl decides to have sex with me she'll keep quiet about it and won't expect much out of it Confession Bear
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I love my customers I absolutely hate my coworkers

I love my customers I absolutely hate my coworkers Confession Bear
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WHEN MY DOG BARKS AT BLACK PEOPLE I TELL THEM HE'S BEING A PUPPY HE ONLY BARKS AT BLACK PEOPLE

WHEN MY DOG BARKS AT BLACK PEOPLE I TELL THEM HE'S BEING A PUPPY HE ONLY BARKS AT BLACK PEOPLE Confession Bear
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If you kill yourself on train tracks and cause delays I hate you even though i didn't even know you

If you kill yourself on train tracks and cause delays I hate you even though i didn't even know you Confession Bear
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I absolutely hate bacon But tell everyone I love it so I don't feel weird

I absolutely hate bacon But tell everyone I love it so I don't feel weird Confession Bear
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I don't believe In God But I won't call myself an atheist because everyone on r/atheism is a dick

I don't believe In God But I won't call myself an atheist because everyone on r/atheism is a dick Confession Bear
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told my religious mother i was reading the bible left out that it's from an atheist perspective

told my religious mother i was reading the bible left out that it's from an atheist perspective Confession Bear
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