Confession Bear

i drink whiskey as an excuse for my erectile dysfunction

i drink whiskey as an excuse for my erectile dysfunction  Confession Bear

Hit a dog with my car immediately thought of car payment instead of dog

Hit a dog with my car immediately thought of car payment instead of dog  Confession Bear

If you workout with a hat and/or beats by Dre headphones I automatically assume you're a douchebag

If you workout with a hat and/or beats by Dre headphones I automatically assume you're a douchebag  Confession Bear

The times I most consider breaking up with my girlfriend are when I'm stuck on the phone with her.

The times I most consider breaking up with my girlfriend are when I'm stuck on the phone with her.  Confession Bear

I like it when my friends post about being depressed because it makes me feel less bad about myself

I like it when my friends post about being depressed because it makes me feel less bad about myself  Confession Bear

I'm fairly happy Keeping an emotional distance from everyone I know

I'm fairly happy Keeping an emotional distance from everyone I know  Confession Bear

If your a white girl who's dating a guy who isn't white I assume you have unresolved issues with your father

If your a white girl who's dating a guy who isn't white I assume you have unresolved issues with your father  Confession Bear

I once downronned someone in braveryjerk I'm so sorry. So very, very sorry.

I once downronned someone in braveryjerk I'm so sorry. So very, very sorry.  Confession Bear

If I can read the text in the thumbnail I click it anyway to turn the link purple

If I can read the text in the thumbnail I click it anyway to turn the link purple  Confession Bear

WHEN PEOPLE WHO HAVE LOST THEIR CONTACTS ASK FOR EVERYONE'S NUMBERS ON FACEBOOK I'M ALWAYS JUST GLAD THEY DON'T HAVE MY PHONE NUMBER ANYMORE

WHEN PEOPLE WHO HAVE LOST THEIR CONTACTS ASK FOR EVERYONE'S NUMBERS ON FACEBOOK I'M ALWAYS JUST GLAD THEY DON'T HAVE MY PHONE NUMBER ANYMORE  Confession Bear
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