Confession Bear

I take the elevator to the gym in my apartment, and use the Stairclimber

I take the elevator to the gym in my apartment, and use the Stairclimber  Confession Bear

I changed my name in my nephews cellphone to "God" Then I texted him when he swore "I'm watching you"

I changed my name in my nephews cellphone to

I don't think I can masturbate again until I find out what is in that god damn safe

I don't think I can masturbate again until I find out what is in that god damn safe  Confession Bear

When I was a server I once quickly jerked off in the bathroom so I could put my semen in an extremely rude customer's alfredo sauce.

When I was a server I once quickly jerked off in the bathroom so I could put my semen in an extremely rude customer's alfredo sauce.  Confession Bear

I used to pronounce meme as meh meh

I used to pronounce meme as meh meh  Confession Bear

i have unprotected sex knowing full well that i have aids

i have unprotected sex knowing full well that i have aids  Confession Bear

I wonder if it's racist for me to point out that squeezing the filter makes it menthol

I wonder if it's racist for me to point out that squeezing the filter makes it menthol  Confession Bear

I smoke weed and I think people on wellfare should get tested I don't want them spending tax money on drugs

I smoke weed and I think people on wellfare should get tested I don't want them spending tax money on drugs  Confession Bear

Reddit isn't ruining my grades world of warcraft is

Reddit isn't ruining my grades world of warcraft is  Confession Bear

I actually hope Insanity crow takes off

I actually hope Insanity crow takes off  Confession Bear
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