Confession Bear

I destroyed a college application packet that required a congressional nomination It was an affirmative action candidate with worse scores than me, the secretary tipped me off

I destroyed a college application packet that required a congressional nomination It was an affirmative action candidate with worse scores than me, the secretary tipped me off  Confession Bear

It Looks Like I Have To Diarrhea Out My Ass

It Looks Like I Have To Diarrhea Out My Ass   Confession Bear

WHEN I LISTEN TO CLASSICAL MUSIC I PRETEND I'M CONDUCTING

WHEN I LISTEN TO CLASSICAL MUSIC I PRETEND I'M CONDUCTING  Confession Bear

When I see a snobby looking girl I automatically hate her and think she's a bitch

When I see a snobby looking girl I automatically hate her and think she's a bitch  Confession Bear

I put rubbing alcohol on my face after shaving i love the way it burns.

I put rubbing alcohol on my face after shaving i love the way it burns.  Confession Bear

I let girls walk upstairs before me So my face can be in their ass

I let girls walk upstairs before me So my face can be in their ass  Confession Bear

I often don't upvote because I'm too lazy to sign in

I often don't upvote because I'm too lazy to sign in  Confession Bear

My mums boyfriend hit me during a verbal arguement So I dipped my willie into a cup of water before I offered it too him... He drank it.

My mums boyfriend hit me during a verbal arguement So I dipped my willie into a cup of water before I offered it too him... He drank it.  Confession Bear

WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER MY PARENTS BOUGHT ME A FISH THAT I ABSOLUTELY HATED SO I KILLED IT BY POURING COLOGNE IN ITS WATER

WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER MY PARENTS BOUGHT ME A FISH THAT I ABSOLUTELY HATED SO I KILLED IT BY POURING COLOGNE IN ITS WATER  Confession Bear

i farted in the bar, and made a girl throw up. i blamed it on my friend who just got her number and left.

i farted in the bar, and made a girl throw up. i blamed it on my friend who just got her number and left.  Confession Bear
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