Confession Bear

I upvote all comments or comment replies to my posts even if they are negative Because I'm genuinely happy that someone actually took to time to read what I had to say.

I upvote all comments or comment replies to my posts even if they are negative Because I'm genuinely happy that someone actually took to time to read what I had to say.  Confession Bear

My post finally made it to the frontpage in r/SPACEDICKS

My post finally made it to the frontpage in r/SPACEDICKS  Confession Bear

I sometimes have a hard time getting a boner I let the girls think its their fault so they dress sexier and try harder to please me.

I sometimes have a hard time getting a boner I let the girls think its their fault so they dress sexier and try harder to please me.  Confession Bear

I actually prefer to poop after I shower mainly because I'm an adult who knows how to wipe his own ass

I actually prefer to poop after I shower mainly because I'm an adult who knows how to wipe his own ass  Confession Bear

My friends all think I'm a genius because I tell them I never study I study my ass off

My friends all  think I'm a genius because I tell them I never study I study my ass off  Confession Bear

When I hear a black person use the word axe instead of ask I immediately assume they are poor

When I hear a black person use the word axe instead of ask I immediately assume they are poor  Confession Bear

I overcame an eating disorder. I wish I hadn't so I would be skinny again.

I overcame an eating disorder. I wish I hadn't so I would be skinny again.  Confession Bear

I wouldn't mind if cigarettes were illegal

I wouldn't mind if cigarettes were illegal   Confession Bear

I work at Wendy's and my manager told me to give complementary frosty size upgrades every once in a while. So I wait for obese people who order salads with small frosty's

I work at Wendy's and my manager told me to give complementary frosty size upgrades every once in a while.  So I wait for obese people who order salads with small frosty's   Confession Bear

Identifies as an Atheist. Still prays to God.

Identifies as an Atheist. Still prays to God.  Confession Bear
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